Friday, February 26, 2010
(Typical) Conversation With Reuben
Mama: So are you excited for Co-op today?
Mama: Today is the last day of your Bible class!
Reuben: I know! And my teacher will never know that I'm not wearing any underwear.
Mama: Oh. Hmm. Well, please get some out of that laundry basket over there. I washed some especially for you.
Reuben (almost toppling the huge pile of laundry): Is all of this whole basket MINE?
Mama: Oh, no. It's for the whole family. Everybody's laundry is all mixed together in there.
Reuben: Like mine? And the boys? And God and Jesus?
Mama: No, not God and Jesus. I don't think God and Jesus have laundry.
Reuben: Yes they do! They have INVISIBLE LAUNDRY! Like underwear, and tee shirts, and they put them on... oh but NOT jammies.
Mama: God and Jesus don't have jammies? Why don't they have jammies?
Reuben: Mom! You know! Because they stay up late, with you guys!