Pulling up outside the Bellingham Amtrak station (Reuben got to go on a REAL train ride with his daddy for his 4th birthday):
Reuben: "LOOK, Mama, a NAZI!"
Mama: "WHAT? Where?!"
Reuben: "Right over there. A Nazi, Mama, look! Right there in front of the station!"
Mama cranes her neck to look around and sees no Nazis.
Reese: "Reuben---do you mean a taxi?"
Reuben: "Yeah, Mama, a taxi! Look!"